This is the part of the programme where Dave comes out and sings a silly song.Since I recently bought a new computer, I no longer have a MIDI interface (that's Musical Instrument Digital Interface). This turned out to be a blessing in disguise. I could do sheet music with MIDI but really had no good way to record audio (the built-in audio in my old machine was, shall we say, not up to the task).
I'm still going to add a MIDI port, but while looking for one I got a nifty new LightSnake from SoundTech. It hooks up a microphone and my keyboard. So now there's audio. Though it comes with a DVD, every software title on it is a demo. So I hit the Web and Audacity and Lame. Audacity is a free audio recorder/mixer. Lame encodes files as MP3. I didn't need the entire Lame distribution, just this DLL.
With Audacity, I can record, edit, export to MP3 and burn CDs. There are 92 plug-ins freely available that let you manipulate the audio files, adding echo, chorus, or any number of customizable effects. My needs aren't that hard to meet, though... I just wanted to record a song and encode it as MP3.
The first effort sounds really scratchy to me, like an old phonograph. Part of that is the fact that the keyboard I've had for 22 years(!!) is finally beginning to wear out. I can only play at full volume because one of the keys has lost its touch sensitivity. This means that I can't play anything with finesse on this thing. Part of it is that my microphone is just about the same age. So.... it looks like I'm going to have to sock away some money for some new equipment. I tested a Casio CDP-100 and it's EXACTLY right, but I can wait for my birthday, I think.
In the meantime I'll practice with some noise reduction software and see how well that works before I record anything serious.
Anyway, here are the stupid songs (and I mean that!)
About the songs:
I'm Gonna Be Sad is a stupid little song I use when my kids are pouting and feeling like martyrs. There is a "sad dance" that goes with it, during the instrumental bits. At that point I usually shout "Dance sadly, now! Heads down! Be morose! And by all means, keep time!"
Down Home in Union was written for Boogaloo Folklife Productions production, Comin' Up a Cloud. It was written in response to a song called Killin' Time in our first production, Turn the Washpot Down. The songs in Washpot were written by a professional songwriter, as we had hired a production team to get us going. But it was pretty clear they didn't have any idea what life in the rural South was like. So their idea of teenagers killing time was sitting on fenceposts and communing with animals or some such (the communing with animals part does happen, I suppose, but even here you tend to get arrested for that). So they wrote a really boring song to reflect that boring scenario. In reality, there's a lot of sitting around at Heart's Drive-In, or in the Wal-mart parking lot, and just talking. Then there's driving to another parking lot and more talking. Sounds exciting, doesn't it! My perverse and ironic sense of humor leads me to take this mundane situation and set it to some bouncy music. The more boring the lyric, the more exciting the music. This version is a little too fast, but slowed down a bit it's great music to clog to. Clogging is popular here.
BTW, I'm not a performer, I'm a songwriter. So the purpose of my recording any songs along isn't to show off prodigious talents which I don't possess, but rather to get the idea of the songs across. Fill in the rest with your imagination, or ask me for permission to record them yourself.
This music free to share under a Creative Commons Music Sharing License.