In some tent near the summit of Mt. Weird, BT (that would be "British Telecom") paid Tom Baker (formerly "Doctor Who") to sit down for eleven days and record over 11,000 words from the Oxford English Dictionary.
Now you can send a text message to a BT landline and have Tom say whatever you want.
You can't make this stuff up. Predictably, somebody's collected some sayings (and more) on the web. Click on the image below.