You thought that Iron Man was actually billionaire industrialist Tony Stark, did you? Well I've uncovered evidence that that's just a poorly disguised alias for billionaire software mogul Larry Ellison. The proof:
Uncanny, isn't it?
And just in case you don't think they capured the right attitude...
There you have it. Larry's face, Larry's voice, Larry's cars, Larry's money... Hey! Larry flies fighter jets. And those computers of "Tony Stark's" sure as hell aren't running Windows.
...and how come we never see Larry and Iron Man together, hmmm?